jokes ...

nth much 2dae too .. dun feel lyk bloggin anything ... here's some jokes taken frm class forum ... credit to yh ( not yonghan -.- )

1.(Chinese version)
Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi di shang shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang

(English version)
The moonlight is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

(Singlish-Phua Chu Kang version )
Bed-front Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home

(Ah-Beng version)
Bed-front Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
BS While Lau Sai

(Latest Army-Reservist version)
Bed-front Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking About Exercise (reservist mobilization)
Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breath)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)

(Osama version)
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time don't know when will die?

(Bush version)
Can't sleep since that night
Think think where he hide?
Bomb bomb friends say I pai
No choice ask them go fly kite

2.Doraemon and Hello Kitty were out on the streets one day. When Doraemon saw Hello Kitty, he waved and greeted her, "Hello Kitty!" Hello Kitty, however, didn't greet him in return. Why didn't she? (She didn't have a mouth.) Now, she was feeling pretty bad about appearing rude, so she stitched a mouth on herself and went off to look for Doraemon. When she saw him, she greeted him enthusiastically. Doraemon, however, ignored her. Why didn't he acknowledge her greeting? (He couldn't hear her - he didn't have ears.)